Don't worry- he fell into a pool of chocolate pudding, so it actually turned out great for him. That's where he and I met, actually; I made the pudding and was rolling it to his room (he had requested it for his afternoon Doctor Who marathon party thing), and he landed in it. He ate it all within a minute. I watched with a monacle while wearing a top hat. My wife grew a corn plantation. My wife married a Dan. This has been the story of the Dan. BLABUBLABUBLABUBLABUBLA