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Okay... I'm normally a pretty tolerant guy about this kind of thing... But I think my friendship with Simba is over now. Hermaphrodite whale? No. Just no.

Mugiwara wrote:

Okay... I'm normally a pretty tolerant guy about this kind of thing... But I think my friendship with Simba is over now. Hermaphrodite whale? No. Just no.

Cannot believe you kicked me in the head with a fucking Steel Toed Boot....

http://foxtalestimes.actifforum.com/viewtopic.forum?t=1760&start=45

Thanks a lot. , I still have the headache.

You fucking owe me some pets now.....

I've never been a whale before ever, And I'm a Heterosexual male lion, No Herm here....

LIES.

Mugiwara wrote:

LIES.

You still owe me pets damnit!


...And get me some Ice, Aspirin, and My Nala plushie.

STAT.

Here, I'll make my news.

I'm really a bat.

What, were you expecting something shocking? XP

*Pokes at Lightfang's bat ears.*

Hee hee...I knew that. X3

In other news, Spyder is gay.















In other other news, water is wet and this thread is amazing.

I wouldn't be considered gay if it weren't for this cursed body! GRAAAAH!!! Mentally...I'm straight. I hate this damned body! GO AWAY BOY BODY! GO TO SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE A BOY DAMN YOU!!!!

Alright...I feel better now.

I just pooped myself because of Simba's hermaphaditic whaleness. It wasn't relaxing and cute like my average poopies. Thanks a lot, Simba...

Microwave? wrote:

I just pooped myself because of Simba's hermaphaditic whaleness. It wasn't relaxing and cute like my average poopies. Thanks a lot, Simba...

:sigh:, Dan I don't know how you can Get That mixed up with a whale.

Microwave? wrote:

I just pooped myself because of Simba's hermaphaditic whaleness. It wasn't relaxing and cute like my average poopies. Thanks a lot, Simba...

Shitting yourself is NEVER cute.

Dan, Since you have tempted thy Mod god known as Simba, I have decided to turn you into this.....

So what? Who cares? It's all moot because, in the end, it doesn't really affect his opinion on 99% of matters, the 1% being the moot point of sexuality pehaps, but other than that, there are a lot of other matters that don't matter.

Seriously, he could be a necrophiliac roadkill-zombie lion and I wouldn't give a flying fuck. As long as he wouldn't go into talks about how he digs down to corpses to utilize the rotting orificies for multiple purposes, then I don't care.

It's such a shame how something like 90% of men think only with their penises... there's more to life than sex you nymphos... (And yeah, this applies to teenagers mostly, as they are the ones who have "discovered" their amazing "abilities" and want to use them as much as they can. Call me a playa-hatea if you will, I say you pimps can rot in hell for all I care, which is nothing.)

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I wouldn't be considered gay if it weren't for this cursed body! GRAAAAH!!! Mentally...I'm straight. I hate this damned body! GO AWAY BOY BODY! GO TO SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE A BOY DAMN YOU!!!!

If you have a penis and a straight mind, what's the problem? o_O

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It's such a shame how something like 90% of men think only with their penises... there's more to life than sex you nymphos...

Whoa, wait, is that physically possible? o_o
Though I'm in agreement with everything else you said.

Myoti wrote:

If you have a penis and a straight mind, what's the problem? o_O

I'm straight in the terms of my mind being that of a female and me liking males. The only reason I'm considered gay is because of this male body. Had I a female body, I'd be considered straight. I'm a transgender in the terms of the mind switch thing.

Ahem...

Hermaphadite whale Simba, not conversation of incorrect mental visions.

LOCK!

Yeah, Umm closing....